Christmas Shopping

Christmas Shopping

by T'Len
tlen2@freenet.de



2004
Series: ST TOS
Pairing: K/S, m/m (Harry Morrow/OCC), m/f (Nogura/OCC)
Rating: R
Warnings: Humor, Tuppertrek-Series
Feedback: tlen2@freenet.de
Summary: A special Christmas shopping tour

Disclaimer: The characters in this story don’t belong to me. I only borrowed them for some fun. No moneymaking, no violation of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction. If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with this topic, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.


"Jim, I do not think that this is the appropriate store to buy Christmas presents for our children and friends." Spock uncomfortably looked around. If he would have suspected that Jim again wanted to visit this Be-At-Euhse store ... he surely had found an urgent business meeting he needed to attend as an excuse. He really didn’t feet well here, too unpleasant were the memories about some -- in his eyes very embarrassing -- visits with Jim in this place. And to make things even worse at the register there wasn’t any more sitting this inconspicuous, apparently asexual person who didn't seem to be interested in her customers so at he had seen sit there over the last few years. The young man who was there now had scrutinised them with obvious curiosity as they entered and Spock was sure he had at least recognised one of them.

Of course Jim didn't disturb this. "We must buy a small thing for ourselves anyway,” he said and took a dildo into his hand which wore a small Christmas-hut onto his top. “Although Bones and Scotty certainly would be pleased about something like that. Bones told me recently, that they try out something there and then."

Spock preferred to be silent to this topic. The decoration didn't make the stay in this store more pleasant in his eyes. The icicles especially looked terrible like dildos and vibrators and he squiggles like cock rings. Jim, however, behaved like the proverbial child under the Christmas tree of course. For him it seemed to give nothing more beautiful then really look into every corner of the store and at the complete supply.

“Oh, I want this too!” Jim suddenly called enthusiastically and rushed to the big Christmas tree in the middle of the store which was decorated over and over with various sex toys. Jim pointed to a flashing and sparkling light chain wuth pink penises. "This is just perfect."

Spock went pale. "Jim, we can not hang this on our tree by no means. The children ..."

Jim interrupted him. “Not for the tree. I thought of our bedroom... as an inspiration for our quite private Christmas celebrations."

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"Belinda, I doubt that we will find here a fitting present for your daughter." Nogura uncomfortably looked around. If he would have suspected that his darling again wanted to visit this Be-At-Euhse store ... he surely had found an urgent business meeting he needed to attend as an excuse. He really didn’t feet well here, too unpleasant were the memories about some -- in his eyes very embarrassing -- visits with Jim in this place. And to make things even worse the young man at the register had looked as if he had recognised him. f them.

Of course Belinda didn't disturb this. "We must buy a small thing for ourselves anyway,” she said and obviously had the intention to look in the last angle of the store.

“Oh, I want this too!” she suddenly called enthusiastically and rushed to the big Christmas tree in the middle of the store, indicating a flashing and sparkling light chain with pink penises.

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"Darling, I doubt that we will find here a fitting present for your old aunt." Harry Morrow uncomfortably looked around. If he would have suspected that Angelo again wanted to visit this Be-At-Euhse store ... he surely had found an urgent business meeting he needed to attend as an excuse. He really didn’t feet well here, too unpleasant were the memories about some -- in his eyes very embarrassing -- visits with Jim in this place. And to make things even worse the young man at the register had looked as if he had recognised him. f them.

Of course Angelo didn't disturb this at all. "Forget my aunt, she surely won't disinherit me so quickly. We better search for something what you can give to me." Angelo looked interested at the collection of edible underwear. "Something in which I then can give myself to you at Christmas."

He suddenly looked up. "And this we will hang on our tree." He indicated at a flashing and sparkling light chain with pink penises and hurried towards the big Christmas tree in the store’s middle.

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"This belongs to me, I have seen it first,” Jim bickered when Belinda rushed up to the tree and ordered the light chain for herself.

"You again,” she shouted back. "Do you actually living here? One can never shop in peace without running into you."

"I can say the same about you," Angelo interfered, just arriving. "And I want the chain. You cannot hang it up anyway with your children.”

Spock, Nogura and Morrow tried in the meanwhile to stood at the next wall as unobtrusively as possible. They would have liked to completely merged with it.

But the seller appeared at this moment at their stay and nodded at them friendly. "Admiral Nogura, Admiral Morrow, Captain Spock, I’m so sorry but would you please tell your companions that this light chain serves as decoration and is unfortunately not for selling."

End

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