Code: PG-13, Humor
Disclaimer: Paraborg/Viacom owns the whole Star Trek universe. I only borrowed a little part of it for some fun. No moneymaking, and no copyright infringement is intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction.
Recently on the message board of the Enterprise1
1 Discovered by T'Len, 2002
Scientist is looking for a subject for the purpose of research regarding human sexuality. Preferable characteristics: male, muscular, dark-blond hair, hazelnut eyes, muscular, Job: captain. Contact code: Vulcan
Hobby-botanist is looking for a willing plant. Purpose: Sinking my stem into it. Contact code: Orchid
Collector is looking for technical instruments of all kinds. Models with big holes preferable.Contact code: Bairnes.
Don't emotions exist any longer? Female romantic is looking, after a great disappointment, for a new love. Can cook very well (also exotic taste). Contact code: Plomeek
Who is beaming with me in the seventh heaven? Of course, an earthbound number is also always of interest. Contact code: Transport
Looking for nice company which can listen goodly. Gender doesn't matter. I want to show and tell you, what we all have invented. Contact code: Gorki
Sexy Captain, dark-blond, muscular, cuddle-teddy-type is looking for a male "hot-water-bottle", preferably exotic, dark type. Pointed ears necessary. Contact code: Big T.
Feel lonely. Looking urgently for company. My hailing-frequencies are wide open. Contact code: Black Lady
Doctor is looking for a willing patient for home-visits. Gender doesn't matter. Bed necessary. Everything else I will bring along. Contact code: Doc
Blond secretary is looking for a new job. I can type and cook coffee. Payment doesn't matter, but no gays please. Contact code: mini-skirt
Medicine man with special interest in exotic medicine is looking for someone for an exchange of thoughts and experiences. Preferable male and colleague. Contact code: Voodoo